A Gift to Remember (2017) Hallmark Channel

Like the inevitable character in a third of Hallmark Channel Christmas movies, I fear I have lost “The Christmas Spirit.”  In hopes of finding it, I will be watching a ridiculous number of Christmas movies on TV.  Here is my story…

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A Gift to Remember (2017) Hallmark Channel

 

Includes:

-A main character who works in a mom-&-pop bookstore and she’s named after a major literary character (of course)

-A couple of “friends” who seem to hate the main character/her hobbies/personality/preferences.  Girl, those ain’t your friends.  Run!

-The perfect pastel Pinterest-inspired apartment of a single millennial woman.

-A love interest who does, says, and is nothing (besides that thick head of black hair again)

-A coma/amnesia storyline!  Hopefully when he wakes up, he will have developed a personality that didn’t exist before.

-An Italian chef named Luigi.

-A woman of color who is in more than one scene… who is definitely going to fall in love with Luigi.

-The main character even notes the “lack of personality” of the love interest’s apartment.  Girl, you’re better than this!  You’re a whole person without him, despite what your fake ass friends try to convince you of.

-A bunch of people not even trying to investigate who the fuck this man with no memory is.  This is excruciating.

-The line: “I remember.  I remember!”

Review:

Bleh.

No matter which Hallmark Holiday Bingo card you find online, you’re sure to get 5 in a row in the first 10 minutes of this movie.
They should make a movie starring the landlord.  She was obviously the shining star of this movie.

 

Rating:

5/10

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