Dear Secret Santa (2013) Lifetime

Like the inevitable character in a third of Hallmark Channel Christmas movies, I fear I have lost “The Christmas Spirit.”  In hopes of finding it, I will be watching a ridiculous number of Christmas movies on TV.  Here is my story…

Dear_Santa_poster

Dear Secret Santa (2013) Lifetime

 

Includes:

-Tatiana Ali, Jordin Sparks, Ernie Hudson, Lamorne Morris, Bill Cobbs, & Della Reese (RIP).  There’s no way this movie can be bad.

-Wow, only two minutes in and the main character’s dad has already fallen.  That was quick.

-An “old” picture of Tatiana Ali where she is dressed in pigtails and a sweater in order to look like her teenage self.  I’m sorry, no one could find a real photo of her as a teen?  Because everyone who owned a TV in the 90s finds that hard to believe.

-A mail man who is a dick.  Yep, checks out.

-“P.S.: I’m curious.  How long have you been interested in me?”  Everything was perfect until that line.

-If I took a drink each time someone said, “If only you knew…” I would be DRUNK.

-Oh, no.  A Chinese investor just quoted “an old Chines proverb” to the main character.

 

Review:

Yes.  Watch this movie.

Rating:

8/10

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