In remembrance of the late, great actors who hosted the 83rd Annual Academy Awards a few nights ago, I wanted to pay homage to them via movie reviews. But then […]
I feel an almost irrepressible urge to go out and buy some pacifiers. Jesse Eisenberg’s giant pouty lips are so overwhelming in this film, I can’t help but be reminded […]
It’s official. Julia Roberts has the biggest mouth ever. Not metaphorically speaking; I mean literally. Her mouth is physically huge, and I think this movie is really just a showcase […]
A perfect example of how important the script is to a movie: this film has a crazy long list of funny people in it–Catherine O’Hara, Rob Riggle, Martin Mull, Alex […]
I am not, nor have I ever been, a teenage boy.
I feel like that is a prerequisite to really liking the movie Adventureland. I didn’t come of age with the help of my misfit friends whom my parents hated. I never got my heart broken, drank too much, and then crashed a car that left nothing injured but some shrubbery. I never had a shitty job that made me count every penny I earned in order to justify the two more months I would be working there. Most of all, I never liked Kristin Stewart. Despite all of that, the movie was still pretty okay.