“That was a whole corndog”: Adventureland

I am not, nor have I ever been, a teenage boy. I feel like that is a prerequisite to really liking the movie Adventureland. I didn't come of age with the help of my misfit friends whom my parents hated. I never got my heart broken, drank too much, and then crashed a car that left nothing injured but some shrubbery. I never had a shitty job that made me count every penny I earned in order to justify the two more months I would be working there. Most of all, I never liked Kristin Stewart. Despite all of that, the movie was still pretty okay.